dariusalpha:

livingtombstone:

Tell Renard I love him

this is fucking huge

thorhead:

mary had a little lamb

its heart was black as coal.

it crept into her room one night

and ate her fucking soul.

a haiku about tablet pens

unfrickintouchable:

icarusing:

where the fuck are you

you were just sitting right here

jesus not again

[oh my god. I have never seen a more appropriate or relatable post on all of tumblr.]

Tumblr Guessing Game…

Can you guess from my posts what is my:

* Age
* Sex and/or Gender
* Sexual Orientation
* Race and/or Ethnicity
* Field of study and/or field of work
* Favorite TV show(s)
* Favorite book(s)
* Favorite video game(s)
* Favorite food(s)

Leave any answers in my ask and we’ll see how accurate you are.

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capitolwhore:

odair:

i’m actually terrified 

Just shat my pants

holy shat


LORD

NONONONONONO

oh

my

gosh

OMG THAT DOG IMAGE PRETTY MUCH SUMS EVERYTHING UP

OH MY GOD

i just burst out in manic laughter

jeSUS FUCKING CHRIST ON A BIKE

i peed a little

then laughed really hard

olivemeister:

spintowin:

scienceandrollerskates:

Today, I made some calming manatees, but most of them are the wrong size to go on the site.

Oh well. Would you like them?

Oh my god this is BEAUTIFUL

this manatee is dad egbert/crocker


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thatonezombiechick:

works everytime

thatonezombiechick:

works everytime

I’ve been trying to design myself a fursona all fucking morning

villainoustyrrany:

but then shit like this happens in my ims and im like “.. okay”

[5/28/12 7:41:07 PM] Fyura: ASDLJDS
[5/28/12 7:41:12 PM] Fyura: QHY HPPNING
[5/28/12 7:41:15 PM] Fyura: wow what
[5/28/12 7:41:20 PM] Bbyg Era: DBDKGFKJNVKJN LOL WHAT WERE YOU TRYING TO SAY
[5/28/12 7:41:21 PM] Bbyg Era: CRYING
[5/28/12 7:41:27 PM] Fyura: WHY HAPPENING
[5/28/12 7:41:30 PM] Bbyg Era: FUCKING CRIES JKNGSDFKJNB
[5/28/12 7:41:32 PM] Fyura: IS WHAT I WAS TRYING FOR
[5/28/12 7:41:33 PM] Fyura: SDFDLG
[5/28/12 7:41:41 PM] Bbyg Era: JUST BARELY MISSED THAT ONE THERE
[5/28/12 7:41:52 PM] Fyura: SHHHHHHHH
[5/28/12 7:41:54 PM] Fyura: SSSSSSSSSSSSSHHHHHHHHHHH

yep my life, one big distraction

I’M SORRY LFJDSFSJDOFFSLGMDZFDSA:klfjkmds